Robbie Williams' albums used to pave roads
Ever spent entire afternoons daydreaming about walking all over Robbie Williams’ face? Whilst wearing football boots? With studs sharpened? And razors inserted into the sole? No? Ahem. Well, if you don’t like Robbie, then this story will make you laugh. Basically, there are so many unsold copies of his last album, Rudebox, that they are to be shipped to China to be used for paving a road. Sorta.
This plan was announced in the Guardian, and it will see the rubbish long-players crushed to become ingredients in the production of the country




OMG! ur sik in da head, seriously 2 much dtail went in2 da 1st paragraf r u sum kinda syko or sumfin? so wot if ya dnt lyk robbie alot of peeps do (proved by da gr8est britons awards) n evn if u really dnt lyk sum1 ya dnt say fings lyk dat, dats as bad as wishin sum1 ded. i fink u need sum serious mental help.
I think you need some spelling lessons.
I don’t like Robbie.
The story made me laugh.
lydzc – wtf?
Bob u fink i need spellin lessons i fink u need 2 get wiv it lad its 2008 ne1 dat typs da full wrds out mst b from lyk da yr 111BC or sumfin Y2K8 rox n so will robz wen e makes iz comebk aite