Christina Aguilera incorporates inflatable dicks into her son's circumcision experience
Sorry, how did I miss this?
“We’re such a non-conventional couple, we had a lot of penis balloons everywhere.”
Christina Aguilera there, on the “party” that followed her son’s circumcision.
Sure, floating cocks bobbing before the kid’s eyes moments after he’s been snipped – I’m sure there’s no chance of that image seeping into his subconscious only to resurface in the middle of the night thirteen years from now. Or maybe it’ll flash into his brain while he reads from the Torah at his Bar Mitzvah? That would be entertaining.
The bris is usually a rather sober affair, with family and close friends invited to the event and then a meal afterwards. But Xtina, the wacky lass, decided to up the hitherto little-suspected funfair-type elements of ritual circumcision. Can’t wait to see what she’s got in store for Yom Kippur. Fasting on a rollercoaster, perhaps?
[via contactmusic.com]
If they’d really been a non-conventional couple, they could have had a Brit Shalom, and not had part of their son’s genitals cut off.
Penis balloons don’t make cutting part of someone else’s dick off funny.
A Hollywood bris (and more and more, an American bris) is not a sober affair – in one episode of “The Nanny” Fran Drescher talks of “throwing a bris” – and religion hardly gets a look in. Since the party is now what it’s all about, it would make a lot more sense to just leave out the genital cutting.
A contact list for Brit Shalom celebrants is at shalom.notlong.com .
Sickening, just sickening. Mutilate your child’s genitalia and turn it into a joke and a party. She lost some of my respect for that one.
I think she is being very cool about circumcision. I can’t stand whining about the custom; it prepares men for war and for manhood!
Truly horrible and heartbreaking — the woman who had the huevos to unapologetically pop that red thong in “Dirty” didn’t have the spine to stand up for her son’s body or future. I’ve always liked her, even though she’s pop culture. I think that stops now.
I’ve been with mutilated men and intact men… circumcision breaks my heart in ways I would never describe to cut men because they deserve my restraint. After all, women stole sexual wholeness from them by not protecting them. By making the removal of 20-30% of their penile nerve tissue a “cosmetic issue.”
We proved we’re no better as people, as mothers, than those who subjugate and brutalize women.