Happy Valentine's Day from My Chemical Toilet
Happy Valentine’s Day everyone! How many cards did you get? Did he send you flowers? Is she going to put out tonight?
What’s that you say? None, no and not unless you can get her good and drunk? Oh well. At least the pain you feel every other day of the year will be slightly less than it is today, when your shocking lack of attractiveness is cast in a stark, blinding, unforgiving light. See? It’s not that bad!
And hopefully you’re not in as bad mental shape as this chap. Kisses! xxx
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