Kanye West's blog continues to enlighten and entertain. Following last week's tantalisingly vague announcement of his "Glow In The Dark" tour come a few excerpts from his forthcoming book, self-effacingly titled Thank You And You're Welcome.

The tome would appear to be a Mr. Miyagi-style collection of philosophical insights. Sample:

"When walking down the street, you can walk in one line perfectly without ever falling over. Now take that same city block, make it a foot wider and then put it a hundred stories high. You're going to be so focused on the fact that you don't have a banister, that you're more likely to fall because of it."

You got that, Grasshopper? Of course the fact that this is fatuous nonsense doesn't stop Kanye's fans from posting sycophantic comments praising it. Let's check some of those out too - click through for brain-spew aplenty.

ronbuena | February 4, 2008
Ye'
your a genius.

xbbc | February 4, 2008
Hey
I ordered mine in like novumber or december, Your words make things come to sense. I hope you signed mine cause I knew you were doing the first 500. i aint gunna front I still want you coming to Boston with your glow in the dark tour

_quixotemoda | February 4, 2008
True words Mr. West. Missing Bannister is soo true.

schoolin4thegoodlife | February 5, 2008
Hey Kanye, if you like range rovers check out the new land rover LRX. its so cool. i know you're gonna like it.

Sometimes I fear for the human race. If you want to see more excerpts, click here.