Mariah Carey's "Touch My Body" video is bringing unicorns back

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Here she is then, Miss Mucky Diva boots. This video features all the things that Mariah Carey clips should, by law, contain:
- A mansion
- A nerd who is bamboozled by the sight of Mariah in her undercrackers
- Mariah dressed as a princess
- A unicorn. That’s right, a UNICORN, motherflickers
See the typically subdued video over the page.