Red Hot's tribute to budget fried chicken, "Junior Spesh". Bare jokes, blud

Chances are, somewhere around your manor, there’s one of those nasty, greasy fried chicken joints you only frequent when you’re starving-drunk and can’t manage the verbal dexterity required to order a kebab. In London they actually outnumber people.
Some excitable young scamps going by the name of Red Hot Entertainment have made a little ditty about an even more awkward position – being too short on coinage to order anything more extravagant that a “Junior Special”, or “Junior Spesh”.
Check out their ode to the spesh box over the page. If anyone over 21 can identify more than five words, you win some rubber covered in breadcrumbs. In a tortilla.