LAZY NEWS ROUND-UP: Dustin the Turkey slaughtered, R Kelly fingered, Steven Tyler rehabbed
It’s Friday, I’m tired and thankfully there are loads of other people out there writing all kinds of music-related things. Let’s see what they’re saying, shall we? That way I can have a kip.
NEWS Lykke Li, Late Of The Pier and Saint Etienne are among the acts set to appear at this year’s Secret Garden Party
NEWS While Bon Iver and Richard Hawley will appear at the End Of The Road festival
NEWS That Irish turkey wot people got so worked up about won’t be at Eurovision after all
NEWS But Russia’s entry has some people drooling at the cock mouth
NEWS According to this headline, R Kelly has been fingered by someone called Sparkle in a video
NEWS Martin Scorcese has pulled out of a Bob Marley biopic due to something or other
NEWS Steven Tyler has gone back to battling the drugz at an age when he should be chilling out in a shed
