And the vegetarians you're supposed to want to have sex with are…
“Vegetarian” isn’t the sexiest of titles, is it? You might place it on a par with “gardener”. No offence to any gardeners in the audience, of course. However, while you may be stuck trying to think of who might be the, er, sexiest gardener in the whole world (Titchmarsh, fool) , PETA can helpfully tell you exactly who the sexiest vegetarians are.
One of them is Anthony Kiedis, of Red Hot Chili Peppers. Anthony, who used to fill his veins with gallons of opiates, is actually a Super Vegetarian, in that he is a vegan. I think this means that he lives mainly on shrubs.
The other most sexy vegetarian up in this bizness is Leona Lewis, who says of her stance:
“I am vegetarian so I don’t have clothes, shoes or bags made from leather or suede or any animal products. … I’m on a mission.”
You can’t help but wonder why pop stars are so keen to clamber atop soapboxes in such a manner, when one of the inevitable effects is to encourage paparazzi and ruthless magazine editors to try and catch them out at the earliest opportunity.
Still, if Leona is really charging a million quid to open her mouth, I’m sure she can afford someone to make sure her bins aren’t crammed full of beef trimmings and leather jackets by naughty photographers.
To find out which other vegetarians you’re supposed to want to have sex with, check out PETA’s site.
If you’re one of those people who cares about animals and the planet and all that, check out our neighbours at Hippyshopper
