Glastonbury organisers urge revellers to leave toilet roll at home
Before you panic/become outraged, you should know that they’re going to give you some for free to replace it.
Glastonbury is hooking up with Nouvelle to give away 120,000 rolls of Nouvelle Soft which is an ultra-soft, 100% recycled toilet paper. Recycled bogroll that doesn’t feel like sandpaper on your orifi? That can’t be bad.
Glasto organisers reckon they’ll have plenty to give to everyone, although you do have to wonder whether they’ve considered the possibility that 50% of rolls handed out could end up being chucked into crowds, into trees, etc. Then again, the stuff is like gold dust at festivals so it could actually end up as currency.
[source: Hippyshopper]
