Childless, unattached heterosexual men woefully under-represented in new Mariah Carey video

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Mariah Carey has covered Foreigner’s classic (IT IS AN EFFING CLASSIC) “I Want To Know What Love Is”. If you are not familiar with the original, just watch VH1 Classic for half an hour. Any half-hour. It’ll come up.

In the audience of the video for Mariah’s new number you are presented with a range of demographics with which to identify.

Which one are you?


1. Eminem, aged 7 (possible subtext: before he became “Obsessed” with Mariah)


2. Easily-inspired, independent (i.e. divorced) divorc

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  1. CJ says:

    So wrong I like it. The post, not Mariah.

  2. Nick Bryan says:

    Wow, it’s like the Identity Parade round on Buzzcocks, complete with abusive intros. I think I’m… number eight.

  3. Carl says:

    Unfortunately Eminem aged 6 and a quarter isn’t an option…

  4. Duncan says:

    You haven’t posted anything new in TWO WEEKS. Fix this.

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