I wish that popular-in-Germany American actor / singer who just cut me up had a website I could hack into and destroy
Hang on!
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Hang on!
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She’s showing off her huge ring at “National Sausage Week” in Glasgow, Scotland, Britain.
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Good old V Festival occurred this past weekend. Many people deride this heavily-sponsored event, but you can’t deny it pulls in some good acts – this year saw Amy Winehouse, Kings Of Leon, The Prodigy, Duffy, Girls Aloud and Sugababes among the performers.
Click the image below to see a gallery of this year’s acts…
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Don’t they have napkins at the Virgin Mobile Festival, Day 2, Baltimore, Maryland, America, or what?

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That Ronnie Wood’s been in a bit of a pickle recently, if you take “pickle” to mean “18-year-old Russian girl”. So bad has his addiction to “pickle” been that he’s needed to go for a spot of rehabbing.
While you may have visions of rehab featuring intense bouts of vomiting, wailing and shivering, it seems that Ronnie’s rehab has consisted mainly of walks.
Here we look at those walks.
Click the image to see the rest of the gallery it is so totally worth it

Answers in the comments please.
*ghostly silence*
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Have you heard about the busking bin man? He plays his guitar from within what the Americans call a “trash can” in Cambridge. His name is Charles Cavey, he’s a not-especially-tiny 5 ft 9 inches, and the venue he chooses to play probably still smells better than most London gig venues.
Our gallery takes a look at this lovable scamp who stinks of old chewing gum and flat pop – but wait, is there a hidden agenda at work?
***CLICK THE IMAGE TO SEE THE REST OF THE GALLERY DO IT DO IT DO IT***
Big news in the world of pop, squawky birds and scarecrows this week. A man called Marlon Brooks from Norfolk hit upon the idea of a new character to protect his crops, reasoning that there’s not much scarier than a boozed-up Wino. He has been proven correct, with birds apparently scared out of their feathers by the soused mannequin.
Click the haircrow below to see all the pics in the gallery.
T4 On The Beach hit Weston-Super-Mare like a glove to the face at the weekend. No lie. Here’s a wee gallery of who performed there.
*WARNING* Gallery contains moderately sexy pop stars showing their arms *END OF WARNING*
