Roy Jones, Jr's "Battle Of The Superpowers" is actually very respectful to Joe Calzaghe

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jones_calzaghe.jpgThere’s a big punching match tomorrow night, with Joe Calzaghe from Wales heading over to Madison Square Garden to do some boxing on Roy Jones, Jr. In return, Jones will do some boxing back. That’s how the sport of boxing works. Rappers don’t get much more naughty than men who hit each other in the face repeatedly for the entertainment of the masses.
Jones has released albums and singles previously, but this tune seems more like an ad for HBO’s fight coverage than a single in itself. Since it’s a hip-hop tune you’d be within your rights to expect some mega-dissing to be in order, but actually it’s very respectful to Calzaghe. Is that what happens when older people rap? A little decency enters the equation?

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Kid Famous raps while he craps

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kid_famous_doing_a_poo.jpgThere are naughty rappers, and there are naughty rappers. In the scheme of rap naughtiness – which tends to run from overdoing the drugzngunz to all-out murderation – doing a poo while spitting a little flow is pretty small beer.

Nevertheless it is not the kind of thing my mum would like me to do, I’m fairly sure.

Kid Famous, in this video entitled “What I Wrote When Taking A Shit”, tells us that he has opened for Nas and written for Jay-Z; so assuming he’s not a big fat fibber he clearly has a bit of pedigree. And he does seem eager to be understood: “Do you understand the words that are coming out my mouth?” is as plaintive a plea as you are likely to hear today, I’d imagine.

I suppose the angle here is: “Hey you! Look what I can come up with while dropping a few brown bombs on the porcelain shore! You couldn’t do this even with your bum clean and pants up!”

Adjudge whether the Kid is as good as he reckons over the page…
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Jermaine Dupri vommed up his guts into Janet Jackson's lap

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jermaine_dupri_janet_jackson.jpgRap types like to harp on about how much champers and whatnot they knock back, but this is the first instance I can think of in which one of them has chucked up in the manner of a teenager necking White Ace on a park roundabout.

To be fair to Jermaine Dupri (left, click image to enlarge), it was his birthday. And if you can’t blow chunks over a Jackson on your 36th, when can you?

Apparently he’d been a-sipping on Jay-Z’s Ace Of Spades champagne and a fair bit of tequila when the vomitus occurred.

Should point out here that Janet Jackson is Jermaine Dupri’s girlfriend, and that’s why he was sat next to her – it’s not like he just spotted her across the room and decide to ralph over her because he didn’t like Damita Jo.
[source: Digital Spy]

Snoop Dogg gets into trouble for not smoking weed in Amsterdam

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snoop.gifThe lesson to be learned from this story, I think, is basically that if you create a law related to smoking, Snoop Dogg will break it. The erstwhile weed-addled rapper foreswore the green a while back, if you believe that, but clearly hasn’t given up the ciggies.
Onstage in Amsterdam Snoop sparked up a fag (THAT’S BRITISH SLANG FOR CIGARETTE, AMERICANS) despite the country having brought in a UK-style smoking ban in July this year. Ironically, if Snoop had hit one of the infamous coffee shops in the city he’d have been able to draw on a pure spliff with no hassle, because all marijuana in the establishments must now be imbibed without tobacco. Not that it matters really, it’s not like he was ever going to be arrested.
God, am I really writing an article about someone smoking a cigarette? Is this the world we’re living in now? I’m sorry. But anyway, let’s hope they make it illegal to smoke through your bum while perched up a tree real soon, because withing months we’ll be spotting Snoop pulling some delightfully odd manoeuvres in a public park.
[source: Starpulse.com]

Vice vexes Young Jeezy, shows you how to start a rap war

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vice_young_jeezy.jpgIt’s all about “eezy” these days, isn’t it? Kanye’s Kanyeezy, Lil Wayne is Lil Weezy, and Young Jeezy is, well, Young Jeezy. Amy Winehouse is Sneezy/Wheezy/Skeezy, in case you were wondering. Anyway, Vice magazine’s online TV arm VBS.tv interviewed Mr Jeezy recently, and in the process provided one of those painfully/deliciously uncomfortable interview spectacles that you end up watching through your fingers.
Questions such as “Do you eat boiled peanuts?” suggest a lack of research on the part of the interviewer Baby Balls (no, nobody in this story has a proper name), who soon found himself roundly flamed out there on the internet barbecue once the video had gone up.
Now Mr Balls has published a rather entertaining piece in Vice giving advice to anybody else who would like to initiate some kind of beefiness with a rapper. As an admission of his own failings that contributed to the terse atmosphere it’s pretty honest and amusing, with pointers such as: “Make no preparations whatsoever for the interview. Do not listen to the rapper’s music the night before or even read his wikipedia page.”
Read and take notes on the full article here, but before you do you might want to check out the interview itself over this here page.

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Why won't Spiral from Big Brother 7 send my colleague his autograph?

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spoiral.gifIsabelle, editor of Brandish, has a dream. That dream is this: that Spiral (henceforth “Spoiral” – pictured right doing everything to some bord, click image to enlarge) from Big Brother 7 will give her his autograph. That’s it. She doesn’t want to put his head on her mantlepiece, or obtain any of his bodily fluids. She just wants a wee scribble.
Thus far, despite conversing with him through MySpace, and eliciting from him a promise that he would post his autograph to her work address, the aspiring rapper has failed to deliver. And frankly it’s becoming painful seeing her moping about the office, wailing and crying, emitting weepy snot bubbles every time the postman fails to deliver Spoiral’s autograph.

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DMX's most recent arrests mean his life is now almost as interesting as mine

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dmx-naughty-rapper.gifI had a mental week last week. I was out the other night telling everyone about it, expecting everyone to be all like, “Wow man, you’re the coolest. You’re as cool as candy. Dude, you’re a cooligan”.

That’s what people usually say to me whenever I say pretty much anything. But oh no, some foo’ tried to steal my thunder between May 5th – 9th. They’re all like, “Shut the f*ck up. DMX done out diddy done done you this week, and that’s for realziosity.”

I was like, “whuh?” Then I read what DMX done done diddy done done last week, and I have to give him at least two props. He made an effort. It’s almost too close to call, in fact. I’ll let you decide – after the jump you can see what I got up to last week, put up against what DMX done done done done.

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Naughty Rappers: Vanilla Ice arrested for domestic abuse

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vanilla_ice_.jpgIt hardly seems fair on the world of hip hop to call Vanilla Ice a rapper. However, as there’s no other genre to stick him in (printable genres at least), rap will have to do. And with that, seeing as he’s been a naughty boy, I can tell you all about his antics that have landed him in jail in our Naughty Rappers section.
Vanilla Ice had been arrested in connection with beating his wife. It’s all alleged at the moment. For legal reasons, I’ve underlined it. His wife, Laura Van Winkle, called police claiming that Vanilla, or the Robert Matthew Van Winkle as his doctor knows him, was kicking and hitting her at their Palm Beach County home. Ice was taken in after the domestic battery allegations were made.

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Naughty Rappers: M.O.P's porn movie to investigate the consequences of asses getting busted

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M.O.P.gifMorning! Here’s a nice one to read as you munch your cornflakes.
Not for M.O.P the whole semi-autobiographical, rags-to-riches movie route. Nah, when it comes to producing movies, the “Ante Up” hip-hoppers are heading straight to the porno report Idolator.
After doing a spot of acting in a film produced by Damon Dash, the pair are now working towards the release of a movie called Creepers.
“It’s about when you catch a chick cheating and you can’t believe that you’re seeing your girl’s ass get busted,” says M.O.P fellow Billy Danze.

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Naughty Rappers: Snoop Dogg gets his clothesline on at Wrestlemania XXIV

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snoop.gifIn case you were in any doubt as to Snoop’s realness vis-a-vis hip-hop, check him out proving his stuff by sticking his arm into someone’s face in a wrestling ring. This occured at the recent Wrestlemania XXIV event, at which Snoop appeared as a guest Master Of Ceremonies. Do they still do SummerSlam? I’d like to see Kanye West perform a piledriver on someone please.
See Snoop’s clothesline after the jump, staged violence fans!

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