Who is this Bertie Blackman person, then?

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You can find anything out on the internet these days. Anything. And when one is investigating an act one is unfamilar with it’s good practice to check out Wikipedia, wait 11 minutes for the artist’s MySpace page to load, and so on.

For once, with Bertie Blackman, I’m not going to do that. I’m going to wait and see if the information comes to me. I’ll pretend this is a fun “experiment” rather than a symptom of my laziness. Do you know anything about Bertie Blackman? Leave information in the comments.

All I know, thanks to YouTube’s geographical info, is that she’s considerably more popular in one country than any other:

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Her – yes HER, OMG WEIRD, RIGHT? – song “Thump” is an urgent, immediate, quiet-loud, um, thump in the synapses. I loves it, I do.

There are a couple of remixes here, too. Not as good as the original though, which seems a novel happening these days.

Bertie Blackman – Thump (Duosseudo Mix)
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Bertie Blackman “Thump” (Wild Turkeys Remix)
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Belated John Hughes tribute post

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I will never get tired of watching this scene.

JME's bass intends to knock your gran over

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I can’t be ignored like a hangOVER
Coz everybeat I sound nang OVER
Half of them I don’t mad OVER
This bass will knock your gran OVER

The lesson here is, if you’ve got Granny coming over for Christmas dinner make sure you didn’t also invite JME. Things could get awkward.

Buy JME “Over Me” MP3 at Play.com

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Bobby Brown's Behind The Music: you might be driving his car

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Bobby Brown appeared on VH1′s Behind The Music last week. If you’re looking for a detailed breakdown of his and Whitney’s daily drug intake you’ll be disappointed, but it does have its highlights.

I think mine is when Bobby says that at the peak of his fame he would find himself on a tour bus, see someone driving a car he liked the look

Adventureland soundtrack: more like this please

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This has been said elsewhere plenty recently, but John Hughes’ untimely recent clog-popping reminded us that, without the killer soundtracks, his movies wouldn’t have been quite so fondly remembered. While Molly Ringwald and Judd Nelson are among the first things I think of when I hear The Breakfast Club mentioned, so is “Don’t You Forget About Me”.

Watching the marvellous Adventureland at the weekend I was struck at how worthy it is of joining the pantheon of Great, Funny, Sweet Teen Movies With Amazing Soundtracks. Is Kristen Stewart going to be thought of as the new Molly Ringwald? She’s certainly angsty enough, if, perhaps, a tad too pretty.

Anyway, the Adventureland soundtrack is helped by the fact that the film is set in the 80s and that the kids like smoking dope to forget their lousy jobs and dysfunctional families. They drive around feeling tortured and listening to Lou Reed, David Bowie, The Replacements and Husker

Cheryl Cole's "Fight For This Love" will make you want to fight for her love

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SOMEONE MAKE THIS WOMAN QUEEN OF ENGLAND, FOR SHE IS ALREADY QUEEN OF MY HEART.

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Top 5 lyrical crimes committed on the dancefloor

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The dancefloor is traditionally a place of joy, somewhere we can all forget the stresses and strains of everyday life by flailing our limbs rhythmically alongside friends and/or people we are keen to sex on.

However, over the years numerous pop songs have detailed disturbing events to have taken place on the dancefloor. Arson, indecent exposure – even bloody murder – have all occurred, calling into question the security arrangements at the nitespots in question and almost certainly ruining many people’s nights out.

These are the top five lyrical crimes committed on the dancefloor.

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Can You Gig It?: Example @ Hoxton Bar & Grill, London 3.9.09

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That Louise Doherty went along to see that rapper Example the other night. Here she talk:

I swore I’d never go to another Example gig after the last time, when the man himself called me an idiot.

I’m certain there are many things I’ve done which deserve that charming accolade, but going to a gig on my own because I’m a long-time proponent of Example’s particularly unique brand of dysfunctional electro pop – while my friends aren’t (yet) – is not one of them.

The incident filled me with fury and resentment:

Remember Shanice? She's still alive!

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You might need to be “of a certain age” to recall Shanice’s “I Love Your Smile”. If you’re not that age, this is it:


“Psych”.

Well, while you might assume Shanice fell down the same pop/R&B plughole as Ralph Tresvant, Urlesque recently revealed that she’s still going. Even if “still going” in this case means “uploading videos of herself singing in her living room to YouTube”.

Here she is doing Christina’s “Beautiful”. Warning – it may start understated, but some severe wailing soon follows:

Comfy-looking sofa, isn’t it? Mine’s PVC :(

The Octopus Project's "Wet Gold" video certainly delivers on the "wet" front

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Poor Jane Bradley. I made her write about this ridiculous video by some people called The Octopus Project:

Apparently, there was a