Actually, let’s get Kanye West to take control of Heathrow Airport

kanye west Actually, lets get Kanye West to take control of Heathrow Airport Following the news that Heathrow Airport is blatantly trying to destroy pop music, my colleague at Lost Weekend alerted me to the fact that Kanye West has entered the travel industry by launching his own portal, Kanye Travel Ventures, where you can book flights, hotels and hire cars.
Surely it’s a short leap to install Kanye as Heathrow Airport’s new captain, or whatever the head of an airport is called?

OK, he might not have a lot of experience running an airport, but he has been to a lot of them. And you know he would immediately institute regulations to ensure that pop stars and their albums get the priority they deserve.
And the rest of the travellers? They won’t care about losing their luggage if they get to see Kanye in his bright clothing! He could even do a little song to keep them entertained as they endure the bureaucratic nightmare of trying to secure compensation. Maybe give “Touch The Sky” a miss, though.
You can visit Kanye Travel Ventures here
[via Lost Weekend]