Derrick Carter to headline Rizla Invisible Players End Of Year Party (they’re not really invisible, don’t worry - you won’t be shelling out money for some entertainment you can’t actually see, why that would be stoopid)

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That was the sound of the Bargain Bell, readers. Didn’t know they existed, did you?
The reason for me inventing a bell is the shindig you shall see advertised if you swivel your vision to the left (click image to enlargify).
Rizla Invisible Players are having an End Of Year Party that looks like the best value for money since people started giving away free cats.

For just £8 (or a tenner on the door), you’ll be able to catch Chicago house superman Derrick Carter, well thought-of electro-spivs Heartbreak doing a rare DJ set, veteran house disc-spinner Stuart Patterson and electrofunker Greg Wilson; plus there will be a head-to-head mash-off (technical term) between Heavenly Jukebox and 1965 Records.
The excitement will take place on Friday November 14th at East Village in Londontown’s Shoreditch district - you can snap up your tickets like a hungwy gig-addicted cwocodile now at Ticketweb. So do that.