Guess whut. Whack rapper and general entrepreneur / jack of all trades / master of none P. Diddy wants to change his stage name once more. The man formerly known as Puff Daddy, Puffy, Sean Combs, Diddy, Puff… now would like to be known as Sean John, after the title of his signature aftershave and clothing line. Bloody hell.
He said: “I have always evolved and taken a different name each time. Right now I want to be Sean John because that’s where I am right now.” So, getting into the spirit of things, lets come up with some more name should he fancy a change. You can read ‘em overleaf.

Suggested future names for Sean John.
P. Fiddles (to be used when he does his Riverdance collaboration)
Piddly Pea (to be used when he does his Jolly Green Giant commercial)
Puffy Comb (to be used when he does his afro comb commercial)
Saint John (to be used when he does his inevitable gospel LP)
Shorn Combs (to be used when he does his ‘combs for bald men’ range)
Hey Diddle Piddle (to be used when he does his kids LP)
Big Daddy (to be used when he does his wrestling themed reality show)
P. Puffy Fiddle Pea Piddly Puff Comb Sean Daddy Combs (for his career retrospective LP)
[via NME]

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Posted by mofgimmers on Tuesday January 22nd, 2008 at 2:38 pm