Let’s make someone called Rob Grimes a superstar

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In this line of work one receives a fair number of emails from people asking if one would like to write about their - or their clients’ - music.
It’s quite rare, however, for an actual musician to be as involved in the process as one Rob Grimes. This is what the “Rob Grimes” section of my mailbox looks like:


What I propose is this: everyone go and buy whatever Rob Grimes product is out there. Everyone go and book Rob Grimes to play their venues. Everyone go and write about Rob Grimes. Do anything - ANYTHING - as long as the ultimate goal is to GET ROB GRIMES OUT THERE.
Using maths, we can then see that these actions will make Rob Grimes the biggest star in the world. Then he will be far too busy to bother spamming me senseless, see?
Click on one of the below links to check out Mr Grimes’ work, and start out along the road marked Making Rob Grimes Very Successful If Only So That Stuart Can Get A Little Peace And Quiet Of A Working Day (0 Miles).



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