My Chemical Toilet’s 15 Worst Christmas Songs: No.12 - Carnie & Wendy Wilson: “Hey Santa”

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Look! It’s Wilson Phillips minus the only thing that ever made Wilson Phillips bearable - Chynna Phillips! I kid, I kid, “Hold On” would have been brilliant whoever sang it (yes, I’m allowed to say that - haven’t you seen that scene in Harold & Kumar?).
Anyway, “Hey Santa”. Or “Hey Sannah”, if, like the Wilsons, you speak Californian. These are Brian Wilson’s children, remember, so if you find the tune getting stuck in your head that will be why. It might actually be a decent song, and the video is just blinding me to the truth - because the video, make no mistake, is an exercise in pure twee wackiness. And, um, violence - check out the bit where a guy decapitates a snowman with a broom. Nasty.
And what’s with the smoke coming out of Sannah’s saxaphone? Is that a crack-sax Saint Nick is puffing on??

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