My Chemical Toilet’s Worst 15 Christmas Songs: No. 14 - N*Sync: “Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays”
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Gary Coleman of Diff’rent Strokes is in the first few seconds of this. It’s downhill at a vertiginous rate thereafter. It is an upbeat number though, so at least the lack of balladry puts a limit on the kind of “soulful” bellowing one comes to expect at this time of year. No mean feat considering the lyrics include the gem “God sends you his love”.
Other points of note: there’s a pleasing amount of ethnic diversity. Also, “green screen” technology has probably never been used to such utterly vomitational effect. Also, Justin Timberlake’s hair looks like it’s made of some kind of cheese pasta. This is probably one of the reasons why Britney never wanted to admit doing sex on him.
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Possibly related:
My Chemical Toilet’s Top 15 Worst Christmas Songs: Number 5 - Slade: “Merry Christmas Everybody”
My Chemical Toilet’s Worst 15 Christmas Songs: Number 1 - Cliff Richard: “The Millennium Prayer”
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