Seduce your “shorty” for free thanks to an online stream of Usher’s Here I Stand

Hiya! Are you considering taking the object of your affections out tonight? To the park, maybe? For a few swiftly-necked bottles of Diamond White? Maybe a KFC variety meal? Then back to your place for some CKF (that’s Cuddling, Kissing & Freaking, duh)?
No no no, “dog”. Listen, save yourself ten quid and just wack on a free stream of Usher’s new album Here I Stand for precisely zero dollarz. This is USHER. Listening to USHER while being pawed is as close as most girls will get to doing the nasty with the man himself, so it’s a foolproof plan. Not one I’ve tried myself, granted, but come on. It’s USHER.

Look at the titles of the songs: “This Ain’t Sex” (translation: “this is luuurve”); “Moving Mountains” (”I will move mountains to get close to you, girl”); “What’s Your Name?” (”Hello, my name is Usher”); “Before I Met You” (”I was only half a man”); and so on and so forth and so freak.
Click here to listen to Usher’s Here I Stand at MuchMusic.com