Why won’t Spiral from Big Brother 7 send my colleague his autograph?

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Isabelle, editor of Brandish, has a dream. That dream is this: that Spiral (henceforth “Spoiral” - pictured right doing everything to some bord, click image to enlarge) from Big Brother 7 will give her his autograph. That’s it. She doesn’t want to put his head on her mantlepiece, or obtain any of his bodily fluids. She just wants a wee scribble.
Thus far, despite conversing with him through MySpace, and eliciting from him a promise that he would post his autograph to her work address, the aspiring rapper has failed to deliver. And frankly it’s becoming painful seeing her moping about the office, wailing and crying, emitting weepy snot bubbles every time the postman fails to deliver Spoiral’s autograph.

Of course, this gives me an excuse to feature a bit of Spoiral’s flow.

“So Sexy” there, shot, by the looks of it, on an abandoned industrial estate for £3.50. But at least the song itself retains the legendary “Oi’d do evrytin’ to you” line.
So - Spoiral, how about it? This post is going to be read by at least 4 people, doubling the exposure you’ve received in the last year or so. Look, I’ll even link to somewhere people can buy your album Inspired.
I believe you have Isabelle’s work address. Do the roight ting.