A little primer on The Jonas Brothers

OMG you don’t know The Jonas Brothers? They’re this like totally hot band of totally cute guys from the U.S. They’re totally brothers, too. That means if you, like, married one of them, you’d be related to the whole band! OMG!
So they’ve already sold, like, a zillion records and done these TV specials? Where zillions of people watch them? Sing? And stuff?
So how did they get started? Well Nick Jonas started it all really. How? You know Wikipedia knows, like, everything? Check it out:
“When Nick was 6 years old, he was discovered while singing at a barber shop and was referred to a professional show business manager.”
Like, I don’t know why his Mom and Dad abandoned him at a barber shop, but that was totally the right decision because now they’re probably like soooooo rich.
So anyway, then Nick’s brothers joined him and they became The Jonas Brothers. They’ve done a load of cool stuff with the Disney channel - films, albums, TV shows. Nick totally went out with Miley Cyrus, but don’t look for any dirt because the boys are all saving themselves until marriage. That’s sooooo respectable, and definitely not the kind of thing they have to say just because they’re so closely affiliated with Disney.

OMG did you hear the guys just won 6 awards at the Teen Choice Awards? They got the big ones, like the Best Love Song and Male Hottie awards. These awards totally came at the right time, cuz their new album just happens to come out in like a week’s time. It’s so funny how stuff works out sometimes.
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did you hear that they have a 3D concert movie due to come out early next year?? I totally just peed my own self.
Anywho, you should totally check the guys out in the video below. This video, for “SOS”, has already had over 33 MILLION views on YouTube!! LMFAO!!1
I definitely don’t think that the guys have been worked too hard at such a young age, and all the success and money will totally not lead to them going off the rails and getting into drugs and groupies and stuff. Like, hello? They have purity rings?

[video: JonasBrothersMusic]