ADD KANYE WEST SHOUTY CAPS TO THE WHOLE INTERNET THANKS TO F.A.T

This is a guest post from the hella witty Kate Solomon:

Kanye West, it’s fair to say, is completely crazy in the coconut. Anyone who has read his blog cannot possibly disagree. It ranges from the painfully dull (U2 videos) to the NSFW (scantily-clad ladies asking ‘Where are you Yeezy?’ – beats me why they’re so keen on finding that penguin from Toy Story), but every eight pages or so he treats his faithful fans to twenty or so lines of pure ranty gold.

Here, for example, he’s PRETTY CHEESED OFF WITH TWITTER BIGWIGS!!!!!! SO IRRESPONSIBLE AND DECEITFUL ARE THEY FOR ALLOWING SOMEONE TO POSE AS HIM AND ACCUMULATE OVER A MILLION NAMES!!!!!!!! (followers, Kanyizzle, we call them followers).

Too few and far between are these wonderful outpourings. However, if you feel the need for more of this amazing caps-related, over-punctuated Kanye-style pontification in your life, help is at hand. That help is called Kanyefy, and it comes courtesy of a site called F.A.T. Just drag this handy button into your bookmark bar and hit it every time you need to increase your stress levels.

Twitter’s gentle inquiry “What are you doing?”, for example, soon becomes the slightly more accusatory WHAT ARE YOU DOING?????

relax.org.uk, which really ought to be the most chillaxified website on the Internet, suddenly describes an energising chair massage thusly:

NEED TO UNWIND IN A HURRY????? CHAIR MASSAGE IS A BRILLIANT WAY TO RECHARGE YOUR BATTERY WITHOUT HAVING TO REMOVE YOUR CLOTHES OR SPEND A LOT OF TIME – OR MONEY…..

And your beloved My Chemical Toilet - even when offering delightful prizes - becomes a violent cacophonous eye-assault akin to something a troublemaking 14-year-old Jamster customer might produce:

As if that’s not enough, the good people at F.A.T have a whole ream of Kanye-related funtools to brighten up your online life for what they’re calling “Kanye Webst week”. They include a Twitter account to notify you when one of his rants hits the net, and a Kanyevision bookmarklet which allows you to view the web the way Kanye does - through shutter shades.

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