Gene Simmons sex tape: the only surprise is his penis doesn’t have a Kiss logo

simmons Gene Simmons sex tape: the only surprise is his penis doesnt have a Kiss logo I’m not sure what there is left to say about the fact that Kiss legend / ruthless entrepreneur Gene Simmons (ew, right) has his own sex tape. Well, I say it’s his own - I hope his co-star is getting at least some credit out there among all the internet, ahem, inches. It takes two to create a slightly tiresome internet senation, after all.
Personally, I wouldn’t be surprised to discover this video is part of some guerilla marketing strategy for Kiss condoms. But I suspect if I wasn’t too lazy to do an internet search at this precise moment I’d find that Kiss condoms already exist.
Anyway, if you’re feeling like today just won’t be complete until you’ve seen an overweight, middle-aged rock star mounting a blonde wannabe-starlet, go for your life here. I will not be there to wipe your tears - or anything else - afterwards.
[via Buzzfeed]