Jamie Cullum covers Rihanna's "Don't Stop The Music", horror ensues

Jamie Cullum refuses to stop the music, the merciless bastard

Gun/fish/barrel interface time, everyone!

It’s hard to pick out the single most irritating element of this cover version of “Don’t Stop The Music”, but the one at the forefront of my mind at the time of writing is that there will almost certainly be people out there who would have turned the radio off when Rihanna’s original came on, but will turn up the volume on Mr Cullum’s version.

She’s a pop puppet, you see, while Jamie is a “talented” “musician”.

BALLS.