Global Radio team with Russell Grant to spread horoscope-based nonsense across Britain’s commercial radio station websites

Global Radio, apparently not put off by the fact that astrology is quite literally made-up bullshit, have teamed up with veteran moonfaced motormouth Russell Grant (left, click image to enlarge) in order to spread his crap all over 40 radio station websites.
Grant, who has been recycling utter fucking flim-flam for the benefit of feeble-minded females for over 20 years, will provide content of an interactive, video-based nature to The One Network’s radio station websites courtesy of his nonsense-based website, Russell Grant Astrology. Like every other proponent of astrology, the site purports to give advice and guidance based on the positioning of stars, some of which - being millions of miles away - quite possibly do not actually exist at the time said advice and guidance is given and acted upon.
Apparently disregarding the possibility that people might be happy just visiting radio station websites to enter competitions or check out playlists, Myles Anderson, Head of Interactive Partnerships from Global Radio, said something impenetrable about online content and brands and so on.

With Russell Grant highly-skilled at using his mind to read all twelve zodiac signs - each of which in itself a meaningless barometer of human behaviour, with no basis in any kind of scientific fact - Global Radio are set to spew yet more fantastical drivel into the brains of listeners who, arguably, should be spending their time using any intelligence they may have retained to think of ways to combat the effects of the approaching worldwide recession.
With the internet providing a seemingly infinite number of avenues for entertainment, information and distraction, Russell Grant Astrology and Global Radio face tough competition for eyeballs.
Nevertheless, Kevin J Parker, Sales and Marketing Director of Russell Grant Astrology, was bullish in his assessment of the likely success of the venture, going on to say something predictably dull about about website content and on-air promotion and whatnot.
Sample Russell Grant’s financially lucrative arsecrap direct from the source at www.russellgrant.com
Get an idea of the terrifying size of Global Radio and The One Network’s radio empire here and here
See what this means for the “content” of the radio stations concerned here
Read something with as much basis in fact as Russell Grant’s verbal effluence here