Go A.J. McLean from Backstreet Boys, it’s your birthday
You probably knew this already, but it’s A.J. McLean’s birthday today. 29 30, he is. Happy birthday, A.J.!
Just a quick note, though, A.J. - remember that you’re not allowed to get rip-roaring drunk and consume a mountain of cocaine. I know, I know - 30’s just around the corner a big old milestone and you need something to take the edge off. Well guess what - it’s going to have to be Horlicks, or whatever the Backstreet Boysian equivalent is. Because you don’t drink or take drugs anymore, A.J. Please do remember that.
Please do remember that you’re an alcoholic, and that you went to rehab a few years back, and told the whole world about it repeatedly for quite a while there. I can’t stress this enough. No booze or charlie for you.
Happy birthday A.J.!
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Technically… he’s 30. You might want to get your facts straight.
Thank you anonymous. Facts and image corrected accordingly.
Happy Belated Birthday AJ!
Hugs & Kisses
~Luv vena~
~One Of your Biggest Fans~
Happy B-day Alex!