Rhydian Roberts snubbed by Welsh rugby team
Moonfaced Aryan wetdream and X Factor runner-up Rhydian Roberts was left all down in the dumps after the Welsh rugby team got their great hulking shoulders and turned them to cold. What I’m trying to say is that Welsh rugby union chief executive Roger Lewis had asked the talent show loser (who is Welsh… as if his name didn’t give it away) to perform the Welsh national anthem before a match. Then execs changed their minds and banned Rhydian from appearing. This is presumably after hearing him sing.
A WRU spokesman said: “Our focus now is on using community choirs.” The translation for this is ‘Oh dear God. When we realised it was that freakshow from the telly, we couldn’t get away quick enough.’ Personally, I’m surprised that the rugger lads didn’t invite him down and then pole-axe him on the pitch. That would have been a brilliant future clip for It’ll Be Alright On The Night 2097 (featuring a robotic Dennis Norden).
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