Sonic Stereotypes - The ridiculous raver

protected raver Sonic Stereotypes The ridiculous raver We’ve all seen ‘em. You’re at a club or a house party and everyone is having a gay old time… and then, about 3am, post other party, some moron turns up full of Es hopping around acting all… wacky. While the rest of the room sinks into a funk of too much booze and tiredness, these dummy sucking blockheads charge around asking if anyone has any roaching material and sticking 3000mph cartoon rave music on the stereo.
Worse still, these nocturnal jesters regale you with tales of being in Pacha, coming up on the most amazing Es whilst Carl Cox played some bangin’ chooons on three decks with a live didgeridoo … oh mate, it was sweet… it was well lush… it was quality mate… it was… a quick slap across the mouth should stall them while you make a hasty getaway. In short, these dummy sucking dimwits chase their tails around and around never quite making real friends, which leads them off to Thailand in an attempt to ‘find themselves’. Avoid these people at all costs.