Drink a My Chemical Toilet Smirnoff cocktail! Does not contain excrement!

Last week I went along to a Bloggers Meetup, which is a thing where lots of people who don’t usually see other people in real life go to see what other people look like. Turns out they look a bit like me, but with worse hair.
Anyway, it was sponsored by some people called Smirnoff, who it turns out make alcoholic beverages. Their mixologists kindly made a cocktail for this very website, and it contained neither poo, nor pee, nor bogroll.
It’s a twist on the Moscow Mule, and contains various ingredients related to “the outdoors” - blackberry, apple, er… ginger. It tasted rather zingy, and I am happy to share the recipe here should you wish to recreate it (click image to enlarge). Yes, it’s a bit more effort than just swallowing a tin of wifebeater, but sometimes it’s nice to pretend to be a bit sophisticated you know. If you need help learning how to place things in liquid, this video may be of some assistance.
In other news - if you happen to be the type of the person who “puts on nights”, you might be interested by Smirnoff’s Original Nights Night Vision promotion - it’s offering a number of promoters bursaries of £10,000 if they can come up with original, innovative ideas for nightlife ennertainment. You can get more info at the Night Vision Facebook page.