Naughty rappers: The Game faces weapon charges, then details his Britney Spears / 50 Cent fantasies

It is not cool to own a gun. It is also not cool to carry that gun in a school zone, or to exhibit that gun to an officer of the law. Oh, and making criminal threats? Also not cool. Let’s just get that out of the way.
Now, The Game was in court recently for a hearing relating to - huh! - making criminal threats, possessing a firearm in a school zone, and exhibiting a firearm in the presence of an officer. He’s already pleaded guilty to the charges, but he doesn’t seem to be letting it affect his spirits. Let’s have a look at what Mr.Game said to TMZ outside the courthouse.

On the subject of Britney Spears: “I’ll shampoo your hair, rub your feet, watch your kids [and] be your body guard…”
On the subject of Halloween: “I was thinking of being a gangster rapper. 50 Cent. He’s scary. Muahahahaha!”
On the subject of “big women”: “I love big women. I don’t like big women, I love big women. All you gotta do is … lift the love handle up, put four fingers in and just tickle it.”
Then The Game did the Kid n’ Play dance, which you might be familiar with from the from early 90s classic House Party.
The Game, there.
[via SOHH.com]