Why are there no photos of Robbie Williams in this supposed gorilla suit?

Did you hear? Bobert Williams (right, click image to enlarge) has been spotted out and about in Los Angeles dressed in a gorilla suit and sunglasses. Some people - unnamed, of course - reckon it’s the first time he’s left his California home in three months.
OK, coupla things.
Thing Number One: In this day and age, when even your gran has a cameraphone, and when no Z-lister leaves the tanning salon without a trail of paps following them - how are there no photos of Robbie Williams in a gorilla suit? Er, not sure how we’d tell it was him inside it, granted; but it’s a little odd there doesn’t appear to be a single snap of such Grade-A oddness.

Thing Number Two: Considering Robbie is apparently devoting himself more or less full time to tracking down beings from other worlds, wouldn’t you think he might spend a wee bit of time outside? I mean, this article by Jon Ronson was done a fair few months back now, but Bobert didn’t seem too scared of the outdoors back then.
Ah, but maybe I’m discounting the possibility, floated recently by “extraterrestrial expert” Michael C. Luckman, that Williams is a prime target for alien abduction because he “is now a point man for contact with extraterrestrials”.
So, hang on - was the gorilla suit some cunning ruse designed to throw off the aliens who, don’t forget, have started visiting Rob in the studio? Assuming the gorilla suit actually happened? Where’s fucking Columbo when you need him?