Will Oasis turn up for Rock en Seine?

Oasis’s next live performance - following their controversial V cancellation - is due this weekend at Paris’s Rock en Seine festival. Will they show?

Well, thanks to the people behind Little Break, Big Difference, I’ll be there to see with my own jaded eyes. Turns out there’s this thing called Eurostar which means you can get to the continent quite quickly? Huh!

The shonkiness of my laptop means my live updates will be restricted to Twitter, but I am quite sure they will be very informative, utterly sober and correctly-spelled. Keep an eye out for them, and a full review after the event.

Oh vwah!