My Chemical Toilet’s Worst 15 Christmas Songs: No.10 – Some mawkish nonsense from Amy Grant
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Yeah, I don’t even know what this song is called - but it’s a doozy.
If I was to admit that I had a bit of a crush on Amy Grant circa “Baby Baby”, it would a) virtually mark me out as some kind of nun-fancier, and b) reveal that I’m old enough to remember said record. So I certainly won’t be doing that.
“No more lives torn apart, then no more wars would start,” reckons Amy. Surely she’s got the cause and effect a little muddled up there? But then I guess if you take into account America’s foreign policy over the last- Um, sorry, thought I was on The Huffington Post there for a moment.
Anyway, as we’re into the top 10, you can take it as read that if you make it through all three minutes and forty seconds of the gloop over the page you deserve an extended bout of misteltoe action from a nun this Crimbo.
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Her line is actually:
“No more lives torn apart…That wars would never start…and time would heal all hearts. And everyone would have a friend and right would always win and love would never end. ”
She’s giving a Christmas list. A list of things she wants
Mawkish, yes. But logical and non-muddled nonetheless.