Katy Perry's video fiance is an idiot
Would you need to think twice about marrying Katy Perry? I wouldn’t. I would marry Katy Perry, then I would divorce Katy Perry just so I could marry Katy Perry all over again. In short, I would marry the shit out of Katy Perry.
But this dinkus in her new video, “Hot & Cold”, he thinks he might be able do better. Thence lies the central conceit for Katy Perry’s new video, in which Katy Perry looks amazing about 86 different times in four minutes and fifty seconds.
She even looks good with mascara smudged around her eyes, which is no mean feat because that makes most women look like they’ve suffered at the hands of that shoe polish/telescope trick.
Get incredulous after the jump.
Hot N Cold
[via Popjustice]



Boring. AWful lyrics, sounds like a nursery rhyme written by an aging child.