It’s A Manacle - Boy George charged with false imprisonment

Oh Boy. George. Boy George - or George O’Dowd, as his lawyers know him - is in trub again. A man called Auden Carlsen claims he was chained to a wall and threatened at the pop star’s - or is he a DJ now? - London flat in April.
Obviously, as George has no problems with cocaine, there’s no need to mention that coke fiend musicians have been known to develop a penchant for imprisoning and torturing “normal people” in their abodes (hi, Rick James).
And if you’re thinking I covered this story just so I could use the appalling Culture Club “It’s A Miracle” pun in the headline, you’re spot-on. Buy yourself a cookie.
[via Spinner]