Naughty rappers, female edition: Da Brat charged with pirate-themed assault

dabrat Naughty rappers, female edition: Da Brat charged with pirate themed assault Da Brat (pictured as a teenage boy, right) doesn’t occupy a huge section in my record collection, I’ll be honest. Was she on that Mariah Carey song that was basically just a rip-off of Cameo’s “Candy”? You know, the one where Mariah (she’s on fire) wore a doo-rag as a bra?
Well anyway, she’s gone and got herself charged with assault after allegedly attacking a waitress with a bottle of rum. I like the pirate-y overtones of this alleged assault. Revolvers and stun-guns are nice, but an alleged flagon of alleged Jolly Roger in the alleged mush shows a little more alleged imagination, don’t you think? It certainly shows a pleasing step-up from the common-or-garden pistol-whipping for which Da Brat previously pled guilty.
One can only hope this signals a new trend in Naughty Rapperism, with cutlasses, cannons and plank-walking becoming the new weapons du jour. Fingers crossed.
[via WorldWideConnected]