Spliff fan George Michael reckons he can be bothered to tour America this summer

Multi-millionaire caner George Michael is going to tour the States this summer, he says. Apparently he’s going to visit numerous cities from June 17th until 3rd August. Sounds like a long haul to me, spesh since Georgy Boy likes nothing better than to sit at home having a toke.
But a tour of this size - taking in locations including New York’s Madison Square Garden and the MGM Grand in Las Vegas - should provide him with enough dough to stock up on ganja for the next ten years at least. That’s a lot of photo ops though, so I hope he’s got plenty of Optrex in his luggage.
Check out the full list of dates over the page.

Michael will be promoting his Twenty Five album, which, you may have guessed, is a collection of his greatest hits. Apparently the album will also contain six new songs - rumours that they’re all covers of Bob Marley songs could not be confirmed at the time of writing.
Full list of dates:
San Diego, CA San Diego Sports Arena (June 17)
San Jose, CA HP Pavilion (19)
Las Vegasm NV MGM Grand (21)
Phoenix, AZ US Airways Center (22)
Los Angeles, CA Great Western Forum (25)
Seattle, WA Key Arena (July 2)
Vancouver General Motors Place (4)
St. Paul, MN Xcel Energy Center (7)
Chicago, IL United Center (9)
Dallas, TX American Airlines Center (13)
Houston, TX Toyota Center (14)
Toronto Air Canada Centre (17)
Montreal Bell Centre (18)
New York, NY Madison Square Garden (21, 23)
Philadelphia, PA Wachovia Center (26)
Boston, MA TD Banknorth Garden (27)
Washington D.C. Verizon Center (29)
Atlanta, GA Philips Arena (31)
Tampa, FL St. Pete Times Forum (2)
Sunrise, FL Bank Atlantic Center (3)
[via NME]