Some excellent news for Jamiroquai fans reaches us courtesy of our nerdlinger cousins over at Tech Digest. If you like shoo-be-do-wapping down the street with Jamiroquai in your ears you can now advertise your idiocy without speaking a single word.

Yes, these spiffing shades contain, through some kind of modern witchcraft, TWO EXCLUSIVE REMIXES of songs from Jamiroquai's past, which, thanks to the attached earphones, you can blast straight into your already highly-damaged head.

For too long fans of Jamiroquai have needed to use tiresome vocal communications to let people know what appalling taste they have. But now you can don a pair of these babies and everyone will know instantly that you are 100% tool. And the best news is you'll only have to pay £289.99 for the privilege. Hurrah!

For a more balanced view of these bumglasses, go here. And for a video review of a pair untainted by any Jamiroquai tie-ins, click here.