myhab: For a festival experience free of camping disasters
You don't need to have been paying too much attention to the festival scene over the last few years to have noticed that, as idyllic as the picture in your head may have been when you booked your tickets, things can sometimes go a little bit wrong. If it's not tents being submerged in mud and water, it's the apparently insurmountable variety of problems associated with outdoor lavatoriums.
Well, consider such problems behind you, as long as you don't mind shelling out. Basically, myhab is a shelter made of recycled plastic and waterproof cardboard. Fear not, the cardboard is all inside the myhab, and having checked it out myself at the product launch the other night, I can confirm that this habitat is extremely durable.




Eating at festivals is, at best, a pain in the arse. It's pricey and often awkward (finding somewhere to sit and wrestling with cheap paper plates and the like). Well, why not go prepared? For under £20, you can get your hands on this wonderful Eurohike Family Picnic Pack.
At festivals, one of the biggest pains in the backside is light in the evening. Floodlights at festivals never do the trick, and little handheld torches can be a bit tricky when you're trying to get out of wet clothes or whatever. Well, thank the stars for The Light Bar™.
As any festival fan knows, after getting all fired up by a cracking headline set the last thing you want is for the party to stop. Well, now it won't have to.
When you go to a festival, one of the biggest gripes is the price of food. £3?! FOR A BREW?! That's why, if you're a seasoned festival camper, you should invest in a camping cooking set. For a measly £14.99 you can get this great little set that contains 1 and 2 litre pots, an 18cm pan, a kettle and a strap.
With more and more people taking the little'uns to festivals these days, it's worth having a look at some camping gear that will make their life a little easier and include them in the fun... after all, you can't expect them to stay up 'til 3am doing mushrooms and listening to Aphex Twin can you?
Whether it’s confusion over what season we’re in or cider’s surreptitious rise in popularity, the fact that they need to take tents with them to festivals seems to be eluding some people.
If you're going to a festival, you may be wringing your hands with worry. What will the weather be like? The sun is peeping his head out... but there have been some terrible floods and downpours. What to do? Well, my advice is to go prepared and buy some zip off waterproof pants. They'll either keep you dry or make you roll your eyes when the sun is out and you can coo "Tsk! I didn't need these anyway!"
Going to a festival? You can't afford to be optimistic. Intense flooding and rain soaked party-goers have proved otherwise. Go unprepared and get trench-foot. So with that, you'll need a decent jacket. For those who don't want to shell out on a Berhaus or something, you should check out this nifty Peter Storm Waterproof Jacket for a very reasonable £29.99.
The Coleman Big Cypress Tent is perfect for the festival goer who likes a big of room or taking the family. It's a huge 8 manner, and has seen its price slashed by Millets by a whopping £175!
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For £29.99, you can get your hands on a great lantern to guide you around at the festivals... and they look smarter than a torch! This collapsible 360° lantern means you're never without a light source, even if you have no batteries or are miles from a power supply.
One of the biggest problems when going to a festival (apart from drunk students shouting 'bollocks') is fluid intake. I've often found myself lugging old pop bottles around which, in itself is fine, but water with a hint of stale Ribena ain't too cool when you're gasping. So why not get something that is designed to carry your water... and looks cool?
Although this wind-up light doesn't match
There's lots of interesting designs coming out in time for the festival season, with tents and bags straying away from the usual blues and greens. The most impressive line so far has been Orla Kiely's range featuring great prints and reasonable prices to boot.
Designer James Dunlop is a clever sod. Why? Well, he's hoping that his (genius) Myhab disposable habitats will help curb the huge number of tents left behind at festivals. First peak at these Myhab things may well leave you thinking that it's some kind of glorified cardboard box, but check this out...
Everyone who goes to a festival likes to put their own identity on things. Be it those annoying flags or shouting something other than "bollocks" in the middle of the night, everyone likes to stand out in the mud.
You probably think that, being at a festival, you'll have more than enough music for your mucky ears. You're wrong. First thing in the morning, nursing a hangover or having an acid comedown, you'll need another human voice to soothe your head. This is when a wind-up radio comes in handy. Not to mention the fact that you can listen to the news of the imminent flash flooding your camp site is about to endure.
This is a genius idea for the optimistic festivalgoer. The Eurohike Picnic Rug, retailing at £12.99, measuring at a substantial 130 x 150cm is an acrylic rug that is perfect for sitting your bum down at a festival with your pals... and you can hang onto it for impromptu picnics in the park.
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Whether you're sunning your legs or trying to brave the mud, shorts are pretty handy come festival time. However, as most of you chaps will know, there isn't much in the way of interesting options when it comes to short pants. Well, think again.
Now, you may well think that wearing a head torch at a festival will make you look like some kind of ridiculous miner or something, but believe me - if I had a quid for every time I was envious of owners while I scrabbled around in the dark looking for my bog roll... well... I could put on my own well-lit festival.
Anyone who says that they don't have hippie leanings and attends festivals is a big fat liar. Instead of throwing your arms up in despair, give into those leanings and buy yourself a nice teepee.
We all know that it's nice to stand out at festivals. Be it with some amusing t-shirt or a novelty hat (that makes passers-by spit with fury), we all love to stick out like sore thumbs. Our clothes aren't the only thing to get us noticed... not now 'glamping' is around.
These days, you really don't have to put up with seventies styled canvas tents that weigh a ton and soak up the rain instead of repelling it. There are loads of great retro print tents out there, and perhaps the most tasteful is this brilliant Orla Kiely designed tent from Millets.
Orange (the people who make mobiles and all that... not the fruit) have gone all green with a wind powered phone charger for your tent
1. Chandeliers - While you may want your tent to outshine those muddy canvas boozeshacks around you, chandeliers are generally not the way to go when camping. For one thing they tend to weigh down the ceiling of your accommodation, resulting in you sleeping with a mouthful of crystals. Sounds exotic, until you actually try it. It is literally no fun.
You know something? Buying your camping gear for the festival season doesn't have to cost you the earth. Too many people spent silly amounts of money for stuff they only use once a year. You can watch the pennies and still buy something sturdy and durable.
Remember kags-in-bags? We all had them when we were young. Well, Peter Storm have made this brilliant waterproof camouflage Kag in a Bag which
What better way to sleep at a festival than in a summer of love sleeping bag? Of course, I'm not suggesting that you buy up a moth eaten sleeper from 1967, but rather,
More survival camping tips for you here... and this time it's all going futuristic! If you like having your phone charged and your stereo at hand, then this bag is everything you need. The Voltaic's Daypack uses solar panels to enable you to charge your stuff without trying to rig up some wires to the nearest hot dog stand.
Maybe I'm a worrier, but when I'm at a festival, I like to have a fire, but I hate making a mess of the ground. Burnin' up someone's land for the sake of my heat seems a bit mean... but it doesn't have to be like that.