People keep trying to make Rihanna look ugly, but it's still not working. Recently one video director thought he'd cracked it by removing her eyeballs. Fool. It takes a LOT more than a touch of ocular abuse to uglify this particular lady.

I mean, look at her here. Jesus, she's sporting a ridiculous gangsta knuckle-duster and still manages to look delightful. I think the next step might need to be shaving her head and smearing her in poo.

Yes, that's literally all you're getting from this post. Move along now.

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