The MySpace "community" has watched Lily Allen's new video for "The Fear" (which you can see after the jump) over 140,000 times in just three days, which is quite something.

As you'd expect the majority of comments on the first vid from forthcoming album It's Not Me, It's You have been overwhelmingly positive - not surprising since it's a cracker of a comeback tune and the clip, while not groundbreaking, is a pleasant enough thing to train your eyes upon.

However, there will always be dissenters, and it is these brave souls battling against received opinion with whom I am concerned today. Educate us, dissenters!

Mick says: "not on my cristmass list ,,, But i would bed you !! if you did not speak ..its that cockny slang,,NOT?"

That's got you hot, hasn't it Lily? If you'd like some more info on Mick he is listed as single, and on the subject of television he states: "NO. SOAPS or big brother) M.T.V fine .Discovery ch.OK Have 2 be carfull the crap sucks you in and wast your time."

Sean's 8* is from Miami and says, shockingly: "this video is alright, for me to POOP on!" Wh-what?! Oh, hang on: "Just kidding the video is good, with the sound OFF!"

I get the feeling being Sean's 8*'s "friend" must be something of a rollercoaster experience.

Finally let's hear from a chap who goes by the name of KILL EVERYONE.
KILL EVERYONE's photo sees him thrusting his right hand skywards rather aggressively. If he's waving at someone, he needs to loosen up a little. Anyway, KILL says:

"HER SINGING SUCKS AS DO ALL NEW LIL POPSTAR BITCHES ...BUT I WOULD LOVE TO GO BALLS DEEP ON ALL OF HER HOLES ...AND SHE COULD BUY SOME BIGGER TITS .....THEN GO INTO PORN !!!"

For people wondering why MySpace is such a huge success, it's because you can go there and hang out with folk like KILL EVERYONE. If MySpace didn't exist you'd have to go all the way to Ohio to hear his opinions!

Salient points all. Now make up your own mind (you can buy "The Fear" at iTunes from Tuesday 9th December):

The Fear video

[video: Lily Allen's MySpace]