This feels thoroughly unseemly, but if I can pimp other people's work erry damn day I should be allowed to pimp my own now and again I think.

To mark the forthcoming "official" release of Tinchy Stryder's unavoidable "Take Me Back", I decided to help the young man try and find the lady to whom he finds himself begging in said tune.

My quest took me to dark, strangerous places no man should have to visit - like the recesses of the HMV website's "customer reviews" section (see image above).

If you would like to see how my epic mission went head over to The Lipster, where I done wrote it...