Solange Knowles: Twitter nutter

U2 have a new single coming out in February called "Get On Your Boots", but it was unleashed onto the internet last week for people to decide whether it's any good or not (you can listen to it here).
Me, I refuse to form opinions about U2 songs anymore. There's no point. There would be as much point forming an opinion about wood, or air. Nothing I do will change its existence, or the fact it will be very popular.
But it can't just be ignored, either. So, as a compromise, I handed reviewing duties over to My Chemical Toilet's music-savvy Twitter followers.
Bless them, they took time out from commenting on their lunch and attempting to get Jonathan Ross's attention to drop their mind-bombs, which you can see exploding all over the page after the jump.