In-Tents Questioning: Knowsley Hall, Saturday - Paul Roffey
Paul Roffey went to Knowsley Hall on Saturday, and got in touch to undergo a bit of In-Tents Questioning. His opinions about one artist in particular are sufficiently strong that he has felt the need to sport a disguise, lest he be tracked down by disgruntled fans.
At this point *dons lawyer's briefcase* I should point out that any opinions about Pete Wylie expressed heretoforewhenceforth are those of the respondent and not My Chemical Toilet or Shiny Media or any of its employees or employees' friends or employees' friends' family / pets *puts down lawyer's briefcase*.
1. Kindly tell us your name, age and where you’re from. Now.
Paul Roffey, 28, from Didsbury in Manchester.
2. Which festival have you recently attended?
Knowsley Hall on Saturday.
3. Have you attended this festival before? If yes, how does this year compare?
No, it’s the first time. I’ve been to Knowsley before to see the monkeys, so you could say yes I have been before, but there wasn’t any music on.





It might seem like Glastonbury was the only festival occuring in the universe this past weekend, but Merseyside's Knowsley Hall took place for the first time as well. It was a festival in the non-camping sense, so whether you consider it a festival or not will depend on your hardcore-ness, I imagine.
If you're anything like me, you like to think that rock stars spend their time pre- and post-performance shagging quail's eggs and bathing in champagne. If you're not anything like me - congratulations.
This coming weekend is going to be dominated by Glastonbury, but believe it or not there are one or two other things going on as well.