So first that NERD track "Everyone Nose" leaked, with its not-so-subtle lyrics hinting at girls in clubs taking drugs in the toilets. And now Dallas Austin, producer extraordinaire and probable Joss Stone nemesis, has come up with "Hot Girls In The Bathroom", which is about... well, pretty much the exact same thing. I wonder if Pharrell, Chad and Dallas were all at the same party. I'm sure there can't be that many shindigs with rappers, producers, models and drugs all in the same place.

Anyway, Dallas's track - which you can hear here, with your ear - is a bona fide club banger which quite possibly takes a bit of inspiration from Kanye West's adventures in electroland. And, as Popjustice remark, it's very different to anything he's come out with previously.

But you know what? Let's just hand over to Mr. Austin here, and see what he has to say about how he composed this piece.

Read over for his ENTIRELY CAPITALISED MYSPACE BLOG POST ABOUT "HOT GIRLS IN THE BATHROOM".

"HOT GIRLS IN DA BATHROOM

WELL THIS IS ON THE NIGHT THAT I MET DAZE ...FUNNY HOW WE MET I WAS STANDING IN THE BATHROOM LINE TO USE THE BATHROOM AT THIS CLUB AND THE BATHROOM GUY WAS LETTIN THEESE FOUR HOT GIRLS PASS EVEYRBODY AND THEY PUT A BIG TIP IN HIS HAND AND I WAS LIKE DAMN CAUSE I HAD TO PEE REAL BADD SO ONE OF THE GIRLS HEARD ME AND PULLED ME IN TOO AND WHEN I GOT IN THERE EEEVERYBODY WAS IN THERE LIKE A WHOLE NOTHER PARTY... I SAID I GOTTA MAKE THIS SONG..BUT DAZE WAS THE GIRL......DA"

Thanks Dallas.

[via Popjustice]

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