After the jump you can hear what is mooted to be Britney's second single from her forthcoming album "Blackout". It's called "Get Naked". It's a similarly breathy number to "Gimme More", but nowhere near as good. Bah.

Anyway, after all her recent excitement, the latest news from Britters' personal soap opera is that she's had to provide fingerprints to The Filth after a pesky little traffic incident a couple of months back. To be fair it was one of those deceptive stationary vehicles she swerved into. Those buggers can just come out of nowhere.

It got me thinking - I wonder what would need to have been washed of the grubby wee tyke's mittens before the fingerprinting could commence? My guesses can be found after the thingy.

1. Mud.

2. Some kind of dried "paste".

3. Crumbs from a Monster Munch-style snack. Not sure if they have Monster Munch over there though.

4. Broken dreams.

5. Gin.

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theres nothing worse than a broken spirit- i feel so bad for her. Shes stuck in a rut and the entire world is watching. But whose really helping her??? How MUCh could any of us take if we were in her shoes? * I praying that things will turn around for ya brit. U & your kids. BTW,yesterday I just saw your profile on a celebrity and millioniare dating site wealthymingle.com. Is that you?

Posted by: lawrence | October 16, 2025 12:41 PM

Your focus on what is on her fingers is disgusting and totally disrespectful. It is people like you who are giving her a bad name. Shame on you.......

Posted by: Anonymous | October 17, 2025 3:28 AM

When is K-Feds' drug testing to begin since he was video taped smoking pot on (on break) the set while other actors, extras, employees ect witnessed it. He certainly was to be with the kids within 12 hours of smoking the weed. He violated the court order. When is his drug test???

Posted by: jo | October 17, 2025 4:40 PM

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