My colleague Kat, who writes for the marvellous Tech Digest, came into work bereft this morning. You see, tickets for Morrisey's January London shows had apparently sold out online within ONE FRICKIN' MINUTE. Morrissey is to Kat what Santa Claus is to children. You should have seen her little face.

And yet, the photo accompanying this story has her grinning away like a loon. Why? Here's why! In a last-ditch attempt, she called up London's Roundhouse direct - and, to the astonishment of everyone here in the office, she got through to a lady who told her that tickets were still available for every single night of Mozza's Roundhouse residency. Imagine! Tickets are still sold over the phone! It looks like they're being released in a drip-drip fashion.

Go here to get the Camden Roundhouse number and you too might yet be lucky.

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