I've been banging on about the shabbiest Christmas songs in the history of history over the last couple of weeks, but you mustn't - MUSTN'T - forget that there's a whole slew of new crap being released this year hoping to enter the an(n)als of Christmas "Classics".

Our friends at the ceaselessly caustic Hecklerspray have throughtfully rounded up what you can spend your money on this year, along with betting odds. Which is handy if you have coins lying around after spending yourself into debt already this month.

Among the releases this year are something Vic Reeves has done with a sheep, and whatever it is that little lad who just won that TV talent contest is told to sing. But there's more, so much more. Sugababes, Alesha Dixon, Mariah Carey and Girls Aloud are also involved in this year's bunfight, should you care about these things.

Check out Hecklerspray's Christmas Number One betting odds here.

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