The thing with Macarena was that it was never quite annoying enough, right?

*Cough*

*Splutter*

They made it worse! How could they make it worse?! To an extent you have to admire the bald-faced cynicism behind this Christmas cash-in. Sure, it's tackier than those houses you see covered roof to garage in Christmas lights, but kerching!!

As with N*Sync's entry on our chart there is an obvious nod to ethnic diversity, which is noughties' artists way of referencing peace on earth and all that guff without actually letting it sully the lyrical content. Yeah, did you not know that "Macarena" is actually a searing treatise on the human condition? You need to get your Spanish dictionary out.

Experience the offending article after the clickage. No.12 will be up tomorrow...

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